[Cross-posted on the parent blog]
So it appears once more that I'm a jerk. I got into a debate
about Hoppe's Argumentation Ethics, and it seemed like we were talking
past each other. Accordingly, I pulled the
most obnoxious stunt I can think of: a Socratic-style dialogue. Because
Argumentation Ethics are relevant to some people, I figured I'd repost
my argument here. Enjoy!
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Socrates:
"I've had it with those darn crows eating all my corn! Oh yea, by the
way, I grow corn now. Jones, I need you to go out in the field for me
to scare away the crows. They won't come near if you're out in the
field."
Jones: "No way, Socrates! I don't want to guard your corn."
Socrates: "Fine, then. What if I just tie you up and mount you on a pole in my field? That would scare the crows away too."
Jones: "I suppose you could do that, but it wouldn't be right."
Socrates:
"This has nothing to do with right and wrong. You can try to stop me if
you'd like. But I don't see any reason why your interest in not being
tied up is inherently more important than my interest in scaring away
the crows, such that I would be wrong to try to scare off the crows at
the expense of you being tied up."
Jones: "But don't you see? You're arguing
that you aren't wrong in trying to tie me up! In order to argue, you
must presuppose that you have the right of self-ownership, which
includes the right not to be tied up. As ethical systems, by their
nature, should apply to all people, your act of arguing demonstrates
that you would be wrong not to accept my right to self-ownership.
Accordingly, you ought not to try to tie me up."
Socrates: "Hold
on, Jones. You're getting ahead of yourself. Let's get out in the open
that I agree that ethical systems should apply to all people; if I have
the right to self-ownership, then you do too. We agree on that, right?"
Jones: "Yes. And by arguing, you demonstrate that own yourself. Therefore, I own myself, and you shouldn't tie me up."
Socrates:
"I don't think so. I don't need to own myself in order to argue. If you
wanted to scare crows away, you would be perfectly within your limits
to try to tie me up, and I would be just as well within my limits to try to stop you."
Jones: "But that's not what I said. If you didn't own yourself, you would certainly be able to argue, but you would have no right to do so."
Socrates:
"When you say that I would have "no right to argue," do you mean that I
would not be justified in attempting to argue if I didn't own myself,
or that other people would have no duty to let me argue without
interfering?"
Jones: "What's the difference, Socrates?"
Socrates:
"Well, for starters, the second one is false. I don't need to
presuppose that I will succeed in arguing in order to try to argue. In
a few minutes, I will try to tie you up. If you didn't act to stop me,
I am reasonably certain that I would succeed. But perhaps your
interference will cause me to fail. That doesn't mean that it is
somehow inconsistent of me to try to tie you up, does it?"
Jones: "I guess not. But that doesn't mean that you would be justified in tying me up!"
Socrates:
"Well no, not if "being justified" means that I have the right not to
be interfered with. Just as it's okay for me to try to tie you up, it's
okay for you to try to stop me. To argue otherwise would be contradictory. But as I said, when I argue, I don't need to presuppose that I have the right not to be interfered with."
Jones: "Okay, so what's your point?"
Socrates:
"Earlier you said that if I didn't own myself, I wouldn't have the
right to argue. If when you say "have the right to argue," you mean
that I have the right to not be interfered with, then it's true that if
I didn't own myself, then I wouldn't have the right to argue. But just
as I don't need to presuppose such a right in order to try to tie you
up, I don't need to presuppose that I have such a right in order to try
to argue."
Jones: "Okay, but what if we define "right" a different way? You suggested an alternative way earlier, didn't you?"
Socrates:
"That's right, Jones, I did. You said that if I didn't own myself, I
would have no right to argue, and I wondered if you meant that I would
not be entitled to try to argue if I didn't own myself. Is that what
you meant?"
Jones: "Well what if it is?"
Socrates: "Think about it this way: if I am entitled to try to tie you up, then clearly you don't own yourself, right?"
Jones: "That's right."
Socrates: "But even if I am entitled to try to tie you up, surely you are entitled to try to stop me, right?"
Jones: "I think that's clearly true, Socrates."
Socrates:
"So in the same way, if you are entitled to try to stop me from
arguing, then clearly I don't own myself. But even if you are entitled
to try to stop me from arguing, I am surely entitled to try to argue.
Therefore, I need not own myself in order to be entitled to try to
argue."
Jones: "But..."
Socrates: "But nothing. My arguing
is in no way inconsistent with my view that I do not own myself, and
that you do not own yourself either. Accordingly, I think I'll tie you
up now."
Jones: "Bummer."
THE END